Local Bar & Cafe

Providing incredible food in the bar, and great drinks in the cafe since 1999, located in the heart of downtown.

1234 State St, Ojai
6am-10pm
805-555-5555
BarCafe1SB.com
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OUR WEEKLY EVENTS

MONDAY
FREE POOL
Monday Nite Sandwich Special
Happy Hour 3-6 | Open DJ 8-12

TUESDAYS
- FREE POOL
- TUESDAY Nite Sandwich Special
- Happy Hour 3-6
- Open DJ 8-12

SUNDAYS at Billy Bob's:
- Free pool all day!
- Happy Hour 3-6pm
- Karokee with DJ Nobody | 8-11pm
- Something new 11am-2pm!
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Come celebrate EARTH DAY (Part 2) at the peak of our planet's ray saturation per general hemesphere location!

Find quality produce -- that tastes better -- with more nutrition, and every purchase helping support your community's resilance and self-sustainability as we protect our environment, create local jobs and FEEL BETTER for a better humanity. DJ Mouse Shadow wrote that under a lot pressure as the real opening paragraph.

Don't forget to bring your shopping bags!

A Healthy You is a Healthy Community

The next paragraph is how (Unreported) the biggest economic drain on nearly every community in America: the cost of "health care", a term written by obese slobs with gravy and fat still dripping their lips, unable to control themselves like wild animals or inscents. Many will become trained to pop a pill instead of (same cost) to travel the world, or go out dining and dancing (too fat). You see: as one increases collective consuption of artery-cloggging "food" THOUS SHALL experience a corresponding drop in cognititive abilty, also known as IQ (a term also defined by slighly less drippy fools you will soon see, reader--is the music up loud enough, not sure... ). The POINT IS, ladies and gentle, men, is... is...